Let's face it. Fantasy sex therapy is what tiny-dicked men and their frustrated wives NEED. Fun Fact: Did you know Santa is slightly less than well-endowed? Actually, a LOT less. LOL seriously, it’s true! You'd think a big man like that would have a ginormous weenie, but NO. Who knew, right? Anyway, cuckold phone sex therapy is just one of the many amazing services that I provide here at Phone Sex Temple, as you probably already know.
I shouldn't disclose this to you, but I just can't resist telling you this juicy holiday gossip. Shhhh, don't tell anyone! Are you ready for it? Get a load of this: Santa and Mrs. Claus recently started seeing me for fantasy sex counseling. Are you shocked? Well, they've got a few not-so-tiny reasons. First and foremost, Santa’s little toy soldier keeps falling down on the job. But seriously, who could blame him? Just think of the pressure he's under during this time of year! Unsurprisingly, Mrs. Claus has reported great dissatisfaction with their sex life lately.
She's been fantasizing about something, but it took me a while to get it out of her. After a lot of encouragement, she reluctantly confesses to dreaming of everything she could do with a perpetually hard, thick, candy stick! Suddenly, I hear snickering sounds nearby. Whoever it is, it sounds like they're laughing hysterically. “What is that?” I wonder. "Is there no privacy here?" Standing up, then glancing out the office window, I observe Rudolph and Prancer eavesdropping on our session.
Totally humiliated, poor Mrs. Claus hides her face in her hands. Clearly, she had no idea that everyone already knew about their "little" issues. Conversely, while Santa might *claim* that he’s shocked, I think he's definitely HAPPY to be here. Why do I think that? Well, anyone who's at all observant can see that his perky dicklet is now standing at attention. Salute!!! ~cheering~
Anyway, as Mrs. Claus explicitly describes just the sort of chocolatey goodness she needs, her hapless hubby is squirming in his chair. Not in embarrassment, but in perverted excitement! It’s equally obvious that Mr. Kringle needs this cuckold humiliation, so …
After ending our therapy session, I directed Mr. and Mrs. Claus to "cum" back on Thursday to return for more cuckolding phone sex treatment!
Hmm, what sorts of things might be prescribed for their next cuckold phone sex therapy session? Curious? This is just the beginning, of course. If you've enjoyed reading Part 1, be sure to return on Thursday to check out Part 2!
And, of course, watch for my dirty audio blog, full of naughty details I can't possibly mention here. That "cums" out later this week!
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