You & I have been dating for a while now, and you thought everything was great between us! But then I leave you this devastating voicemail. I’m leaving you for a man with a much bigger cock, one who doesn’t cum after 45 lousy seconds. I degrade you the entire time I’m breaking up with you, then humiliate you further by admitting something: I’m having sex with my new man right now as I’m dumping you. Now listen to how a real man makes a woman orgasm!