“Staying with my Gramps promises to be a nice, quiet few days with my new book. At least that’s what I thought. But on the first day, my perky tits and sexy bubble butt make your pecker so stiff you just HAVE to jerk off! You think you’re being discreet, but I’m not dumb. I know you’re jerking off for me. And I don’t just want to see your old pecker- I want to play with it too!”