Sexy Saydee, Everything but a Lady!

Hey Gentlemen, I am so fired up just knowing the next call I get will be some kinky, lonely man who needs Mama Saydee to fulfill his horny daydream.

I am that older MILF that specializes in kinky, wild, naughty, and unbelievable fantasies. Now, if you're new and vanilla, I will take care of that for you, too.

No Taboo School

Sexual tension can be a big buildup for Taboos because we can't do it in public, in a car, on a beach, hell, I have done it all!

Nothing holds me back, and when you're with me, we will have no Taboos. We will teach you how to play with my naughty plugs *evil smile*. Are you bi-curious? I will have you wondering by the time you cum.

Your homework may be to find out! Ever wish you could eat another man's love juice from your lover? Now that is a good Taboo. We will study many lessons in JOI and CEI. If you have any Taboo ideas, ask Miss Saydee, your teacher.

Financial Domination

I hope you are loaded and not just pretending to be when you call me. But you will know that if you are truly a piggy. I know it makes that dick of yours drip in your slacks with pre-juice as you get your wallet out to pay me, I love many different items as you will see on my web page, and be prepared to buy one.

Just so you know Dweeb, before you dial my number get on your knees. Now you must remember this: "You're Worthless," and I am the only one who will want you.

Giantess Phone Sex

I will grow to tower over you as my spell on you makes you shrink at the same time. Don't worry, you won't run from me, I will catch you and grab you, and put you in diapers. Oh, the thing I will do as I threaten to step on your pipsqueak ass. I may take a pill that will make my sexy ass grow huge like a bubble butt, in fact when I fart my butt farts bubbles.

You're gonna have to come climb up my long legs and climb inside my panties. While you're inside, I'm taking a phone sex call now with you in my panties. Watch out, you may get flooded and drown in my love juice, you can always just eat it!

 I grew up in the 70s during the hippy era, and all I knew was Sex-Love and Rock & Roll. Sex came to me early, and I learned a lot before I should have, and now let me teach it all to you. My twin sons and their friends always told me "You're a MILF". Once I found out what it meant, this old cul-de-sac has never been the same *wink wink*. Have you ever eaten at the Golden Beaver? When your face is buried between my legs, you will understand why it's Golden.

Kisses,

Saydee